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White People Problems

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White People Problems

My name is Michael Lovan. I’m a 31-year-old straight, white guy who lives near San Francisco. I’m lanky, mostly vegetarian, and I drive a PT Cruiser. My hobbies include anything remotely artistic, and I’m willfully employed as a customer service rep for a popular video game company. I have a masters degree and I lived in Japan for five years. I’m not much for tattoos, but after a wild… READ MORE

Some Frightening, Frightening Math

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Some Frightening, Frightening Math

Dear Average 30-Year-Old,1

Let me motivate you with some frightening, frightening math.

If you were hoping to read this before you jumped into bed, let me warn you: you’ll have a hell of a time sleeping tonight.

And if you’re just catching this first thing in the morning, let me assure you: you’ll have no need f… READ MORE